These are my favorite quotes from the past week, not just from shows currently on the air, but also other random things I happen to be watching.
Grace: Sometimes all it takes is to take pen to paper to make a difference.
Dottie: “I like a man with a vault full of toys.”
Peggy: “I know my value. Anyone else’s opinion doesn’t really matter.”
Schmidt: I can hear it. I can hear it building it’s house. Building it’s sticky, deadly house that you can never leave. Building it. With it’s ass.
Coach: Don’t ask me again to get on my shoulders! That’s a once-a-year thing and you already used it on Halloween when we were 10-foot-tall Ralph Macchio.
Raylan: “Wonderful things can happen when you sow seeds of distrust in a garden of ass holes.”
Cookie: You want Cookie’s nookie, ditch the bitch.
Lucious: What do you want to do, man?
Jamal: What do you want to do? You want me to do it for you.
Lucious: No, don’t do it for me. Don’t do it for your mama. Don’t do it for your brothers. You do it for the sake of the music. You got to remember, that’s why God put us on this planet, Mal. Regardless of how we fight or feel about each other or try to hurt each other, the music, man. Music, that’s forever. They’ll dance to it forever. They’ll sing to it forever. They’ll be inspired by it forever. Put the bad blood behind us. Tell your truth in the music.
Becca: Do you have a dream job?
Kevin: Uh, yeah, Ghostbuster. I’m still waiting for an opening. I got my resume all ready to go. Majored in ectoplasm.
Becca: Yeah, well, you gotta dream big, Egon.
Rochefort: This is all very moving, but can we get on with the business of saving the King?!
Hart of Dixie
George: We will have a bottle of your fanciest Norweigan wine.
Waiter: Norweigan wine, it tastes like the urine from a mink whale. You will have French and you’ll not complain.
House of Cards
Frank: What is the face of a coward? The back of his head as he runs from a battle.
Frank: I should have never made you Ambassador.
Claire: I should have never made you President.