These are my favorite quotes from the past week, not just from shows currently on the air, but also other random things I happen to be watching.
Once Upon a Time
Apprentice: The best way to show your love for those that are gone is to tell their stories.
Jane the Virgin
Magda: That smell is me, because I’m in prison.
Rogelio: There are many Jesus Christs. There is only one Jane.
Wells: Trust me. This? This is gonna be fun.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.
Mac: Right now I’m in a crack-heads-first-ask-questions-later frame of mind.
Mac: It’s Gordon, right?
Gordon: And you are?
Mac: I’m the guy that kills Gordon.
Cal: You know, you’re better than I imagined. I imagined you perfect. You’re way more interesting than that.
Grace and Frankie
Frankie: Sometimes you say the things you need to hear.
Barry: You guys have a hot tub? Nice!
Capt. Lance: The city is under attack. It must be May!
Felicity: Don’t fight to die. Fight to live.
Oliver: Can I say something strange? I’m happy.
The Vampire Diaries
Stefan: She was the only person I’ve ever met that believed my brother is worth loving. And she reminded me I believed that too.
Elena: Thank you for bumping into me that day in the hallway.