These are my favorite quotes from the past week, not just from shows currently on the air, but also other random things I happen to be watching.

Primetime Emmy Awards
Jeffrey Tambor: Thank you for your patience. Thank you for your courage. Thank you for your stories. Thank you for letting us be part of the change.

Frances McDormand: We’re all here because the power of a story well told. Sometimes that’s enough.

Viola Davis: The only thing that separates women of color from everyone else is opportunity.

The Great British Baking Show
Sue: You know, there’s a penalty for taking someone’s crème anglaise. You get taken into ‘custardy.’

Life In Pieces
Tyler: You lost your virginity to a couch?

Gotham
Bruce: I’m building a bomb to blow down that door. You may assist me, or not, as you wish. But if not, some tea would be nice.
Alfred: Right, well, you’re gonna need ten more sack of that gear, for starters; three more dairy cans, too; and extra timber; a heavy tarpaulin. And I’ll put the kettle on.

Blindspot
Dr. Borden: You’re not helpless. We’re defined by our choices. You just don’t remember yours.

Chasing Life
Sara: Sometimes you have to listen to your heart, no matter how selfish it sounds.

Limitless
Brian: Everybody says you’re going to be President soon.
Senator Morra: I haven’t officially announced that yet, but, between me and you, I don’t even know if I’m gonna run. Do you know how much time we get off in the Senate? It’s shocking, really. I don’t know if I can give it up.

The Bastard Executioner
Annora: God answers to many names. Only the fearful and the ignorant attempt to judge what is right and what is wrong.

Petra: When you stop looking for all that is wrong, Wilkin, you will see that what is right was just in your grasp.

The Goldbergs
Barry: My hamstrings are too muscular. I gotta stretch out!

Beverly: So, then you’re gonna say to yourself, “hey, that’s too much cheese!” But you know what? It’s never too much cheese.

Empire
Cookie: I thought I told you to sleep with her.
Anika: I did.
Cookie: You can’t even dyke right.

Strike Back
Scott: It’s like Donkey Kong. You jump from level to level.
Matthius: Donkey Kong. How old are you?

Doctor Who
Dalek: You are a Time Lord.
Missy: Time Lady, thank you. Some of us can afford the upgrade.

Doctor: I’m not sure any of that matters. Friends. Enemies. As long as there’s mercy.