These are my favorite quotes from the past week, not just from shows currently on the air, but also other random things I happen to be watching.
Sara: Sometimes the guy who sticks by you, the guy who never gives up, is the guy you should build a life with.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.
Hunter: I know that’s sarcasm, and I’m choosing to accept your thoughtfulness at face value.
The Bastard Executioner
Calo: You’re not afraid, Moor?
Berber: All the time. But I look at my fear and I pray to find some small piece of bravery to face it.
You’re the Worst
Honey Nutz: Last time he was mad, he cried for a week. Then he burnt down my mom’s tool shed. Now she’s keepin’ all her rakes in the kitchen, like a chump.
Sam: Recording tracks behind my back! Treatin’ me like you Salt-N-Pepa and I’m Spinderella and shit!
Shitstain: Spinderella would never hack a brother’s Netflix queue! I had, like, 500 things I wanted to watch. Now the only thing I can remember is Peaky Blinders.
Icabod: The deeds of so many brave men and women. Sign posts of history. Reminders of our hardship and the ultimate sacrifice. They’ve taken it and used it to decorate an eatery.
Abbie: They also have mini-golf out back.
Abbie: The monsters are real, but it’s okay, because it’s my job to stop them. I’m a witness and that is my mission.