These are my favorite quotes from the past week, not just from shows currently on the air, but also other random things I happen to be watching.

Once Upon a Time
Arthur: You betrayed me. You broke the sacred trust of the Round Table.
David: You tried to trick me with a catchy title and a comfy chair.

Homeland
Saul: I’m not a statesman, Heir Düring. I’m a spy.

Quantico
Shaw: I teach the people who find people. You think I couldn’t find you?

The Leftovers
Laurie: I don’t want to hurt them, but they won’t jump out of the way.

Jane the Virgin
Rogelio: Cruise ships is where old people perform! I mean, who am I? Charo?!

Narrator: Never was there sounder advice from a tipsy hallucination.

Blindspot
Jane: It wasn’t your fault.
Kurt: I’ve heard that my whole life.
Jane: But you haven’t heard it from me. It wasn’t your fault. You told me Taylor was my starting point. I think you’re wrong. You…you’re my starting point.

iZombie
Liv: That belongs to someone. A long time ago…we used to be friends.

The Bastard Executioner
Wilkin: I need but a moment in private.
Isabel: And that will happen when pigs learn to dance.
Lady Love: Allow us a moment, maiden.
Isabel: Yes, baroness. I’ll be in the yard dancing with the pigs.

The Goldbergs
Bill: Your son walks his own path. I get what Lainey sees in him.
Murray: I don’t

The Vampire Diaries
Alaric: You know, you could compel yourself a whole sorority house, if you wanted to.
Damon: And miss this Odd Couple squalor?

The Player
Alex: The plan never survives contact with the enemy.