These are my favorite quotes from the past two weeks, not just from shows currently on the air, but also other random things I happen to be watching.

Master of None
Anush: I’ll just be doing some burpees over there in the kitchen.

Jessica Jones
Claire: You don’t need powers to be of use.

Empire
Skye: Thank you for seeing me.
Jamal: Thank you for letting me see you.

Kingdom
Ryan: Getting by is not an option if you can be exceptional.

The Leftovers
G.R. Leader: Violence is weakness.

Quantico
Natalie: Sir, with respect, when the people you trust the most are all on one side and you’re the only one on the other, what does that make you?

Superstore
Garrett: Yo, you should come with us, man. We’re gonna throw some mannequin limbs in the dumpster and watch garbage men freak out.
Jonah: That sounds awesome.
Garrett: It is awesome.

The Flash
Felicity: ‘Felicity, the magnetic-arrow gag will never work.’ Ha. Yes, it will, my love, because *I* am really smart. And guess what, Oliver? It did work!
Oliver: Felicity, honey, it’s a little hard to fight with you doing that in my ear.
Felicity: Oh, I totally forgot that this was an open line! Keep doing what you’re doing. Make smart decisions.

Kendra: I’m Cisco’s…
Cisco: She’s, uh, my, uh, new beautiful friend…who kisses me…occasionally.

Arrow
Thea: A bunch of superheroes in a farmhouse? I feel like I’ve seen that in a movie before.

Kendra: Everyone in there is willing to die to protect us. You don’t think that’s a little bit insane?
Carter: No. I think it’s noble. I think it’s what makes them all heroes.

Oliver: I’m not really a hugger.
Barry: Yeah, tell me something I don’t know. But, the thing is, I am fast enough to just hug you without you knowing so, you might as well let me.

The Wiz
Glinda: Home isn’t where you live, it’s where you love.

The Originals
Freya: You’re still upset I tortured Aurora without your permission.
Elijah: Oh, Freya. I’m obscenely fond of torture, but yes. When I’m entertaining, I like to be the one to choose precisely when and how we violate the guests.