These are my favorite quotes from the past week, not just from shows currently on the air, but also other random things I happen to be watching.
The Good Wife
Zack: Here we go. Merrill. What delicacy do we eat here?
Josh: Loose meat sandwiches.
Josh: Don’t let anyone hear you say that. Iowans have no sense of humor about their loose meat sandwiches.
Mr. Drewe: We made a plan, Lady Edith and I, but we forgot about emotion, and emotion’s what can trip you up every time.
Liam: You hid a handgun in my bedroom?!
Liam: Why don’t you stash one under my bed next time?!
Jasper: I did.
James: You had the chance to take something valuable. You passed it up for something priceless.
Jess: Oh, Fred lives with his parents! Now I see where he gets his looks…and his house.
Aly: I want you to pretend like you’re about to breakdance, but do not actually breakdance!
Fred: What a wonderful cheese store. They had so many options. That’s good cuz I love cheese. All kinds of cheese. Orange cheese. Pizza cheese. I love all parts of pizzas, especially the dough. Once I asked for a ball of dough and they gave it to me and I took the dough to a park and ate it.
Ravi: Yes, Olivia, there is a Santa Claus brain
Sherlock: I can’t accept an alibi from anyone with that particular hairstyle.