These are my favorite quotes from the past week, not just from shows currently on the air, but also other random things I happen to be watching.
Once Upon a Time
Regina: You defeated me in a way no one thought was possible. You made me your friend, by never giving up on me.
Mandy: Don’t worry about him. He’s dead.
Mandy: Just ’cause we were born here, doesn’t mean that we end up here.
Kara: Don’t be jealous. Or do. I don’t really care.
Kara: I would be jealous of anyone you loved.
Cat: I don’t believe in failure. Not if you get back up and face the music.
Lucifer: Speak of the me.
Sasha: Torn between my Alpha and my love. My duty and my dream.
Winston: It’s too small to be a cat hotel, and it’s too big to be pants, so it’s not mine.
Schmidt: The bar has a flasher. A strange man is regularly showing Nick his funky soup bone.
The Real O’Neals
Jimmy: I, Jimmy of House O’Neal, First of My Name, Breaker of Chains, and Mother of Dragons, will avenge my brother!
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.
Coulson: Didn’t know he was gonna double-cross you? He is Hydra. Just sayin’.
Sidney: Geordie, do you think we have a problem with alcohol?
Geordie: Absolutely. We don’t have any.
Foggy: We’re talking about a squad of trained killers loose on the streets. Not the kind of guys you challenge to a fist fight in your underwear.
Matt: Hey! It’s not underwear, Foggy. Underwear is comfortable.
Father Lantom: We might say, one life gone, one sinful life, but one person is not just one person. In each of us, there is a world webbing out, reaching others. Creating reactions. Sometimes equal, sometimes opposite. We rush to say, one life gone, but each of us is a world. And today, a world has been lost.
Elektra: There’s a light inside you. I tried to snuff it out in college. I’m so lucky I failed.