These are my favorite quotes from the past week, not just from shows currently on the air, but also other random things I happen to be watching.
The Good Wife
Jason: You’re in my way.
Peter: You’re screwing my wife and *I’m* in your way?
Jason: At the moment, yes.
Peter: I should kick your ass.
Jason: You could try.
Cat: Kira, call security. I haven’t seen eyes that crazy since I had fondue with Ramona Singer.
Barry: How did you do that?
Kara: I’m Supergirl.
Barry: You’re *who* now?
Cat: All four of you standing there, doing nothing. You look like the attractive, yet non-threatening, racially diverse cast of a CW show.
Kara: You mean, like, a race?
Barry: Yeah, I guess. Think you can keep up, Girl of Steel?
Kara: Oh, just you watch, Scarlet Speedster.
Jane the Virgin
Narrator: As much as Jane hated to admit it, she knew the snarky wallpaper had a point.
Xiomara: Do you have a minute to chat…alone?
Rogelio: I keep *no* secrets from Charo.
Jane: This dog can really smell bombs?
Reade: Well, if it can’t, then it’s one terrible bomb-sniffing dog.
Barry: Sometimes, the only way to move forward is to revisit the things in your past that were holding you back. You have to deal with them head on, no matter how scary they may be. Because once you do, you’ll see that you can go further than you ever imagined.
Major: Be honest, man. When I leave the house, you like to try on my clothes just to feel close to me.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.
Daisy: We’re S.H.I.E.L.D. I’m trying to save lives. I’ll use whatever advantage I have to do it.
Mac:Yeah, the advantage of superpowers, which is something I don’t have. But I’m not so sure you should be using yours to sidestep civil liberties.
Daisy: They gave up their right to civil liberties when they started imploding buildings.
Mac: Maybe, but it’s not about how they act. It’s about how we respond.
Curtis: Guess who’s back in control?! …Me, Curtis, in case you guys don’t recognize my voice yet.
Legends of Tomorrow
Mick: I used to think the most beautiful thing on Earth was fire. Now I know, it’s vengeance.
Kane: Death can be an act of unity, too. We don’t break. We don’t show fear. The people will remember.
Pike: Any last words?
Lincoln: Not for you.
Icabod: Victory often comes at a terrible loss.