These are my favorite quotes from the past week, mostly from shows currently on the air, but also other random things I happen to be watching.
Game of Thrones
Grey Worm: You will not use them. They will use you. That is what they do.
Daenerys: You are small men. None of you are fit to lead the Dothraki. But I am. So I will.
President Meyer: You’re gonna cancel this recount like Anne Frank’s bat mitzvah!
Jane the Virgin
Rogelio: Why do you have a sex basket from my mortal enemy?
Xiomara: That’s not a sex basket.
Rogelio: I know a sex basket when I see one!!
Rogelio: Jane, please stop running! Your makeup will melt! Let me carry you!
Jane: No way. Then you’re makeup will melt!
Rogelio: You’re right! We’ll reapply when we get there!
Dr. Jones: This is what happens when you play God and you don’t know your lines.
Cassie: You are a pain in the ass in *every* time period.
Jennifer: Maybe every version of me thinks you’re kind of a bitch.
Joe: The is where I play stupid and you explain science.
Barry: We’re supposed to think we’re something we’re not until we become that thing.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.
Coulson: You think vengeance is the missing piece of the puzzle, that it will make you whole again but all it does is break you further.
Lincoln: Saving the girl I love and the world at the same time? Feels pretty right to me.
Tony: Friends don’t let friends get hit by mortar fire.
The Night Manager
Roper: Nothing quite as pretty as napalm at night.
Donna: Felicity may have gotten her brains from you, but she got her creativity from moi.
Curtis: I helped you save the world, the least you can do is gimme a little gossip.
Aubrey: I just always thought you were a little less squinty than the other squints.
Cam: I just hide it better.
Becca: The goal isn’t everything, Alie. How you reach the goal matters too.
Clarke: You don’t ease pain, you overcome it.
Art: What the hell are you wearing?
Felix: What? International intrigue lacks flair.
Brock: That’s right. Somebody just blew up your fucking drugs.
Sugar: We’re cons. We’re made to believe that you pay for your sins by getting locked up. But maybe, the way to redemption isn’t hiding on the mountain. Maybe it’s about choosing another road down here with the rest of us.
Jamie: The weight of what has happened here is too much for any one of us to bear alone. The only way we can live with it is to carry it together.