These are my favorite quotes from the past two weeks, mostly from shows currently on the air, but also other random things I happen to be watching.
The Last Ship
Allison: What do you wanna give ’em?
President Michener: Nothing. Except maybe my middle finger.
Charlie: When it comes down to it, the only thing you’ll be wishing for is more time. Trust me.
Jennifer: So much for backgammon in Palm Springs!
Chet: This has to stay in the family.
Graham: What do you think, Rach? Is that okay for an act break? Tension over who to choose?
Rachel: Yes, Graham, it’s fine, but don’t think, okay? It makes you look fat.
Handsome Dan Farmer: I’m a firm believer that all of a society’s ills could be quelled if everybody just had a little pudding.
Brennan: I don’t need to hear him tell me that I was right. It’s enough to know that *he* knows I was right.
The Last Ship
Cruz: Tell Maddie and Christopher, their uncle was a bad ass.
Lillian: It’s not over, James. Green to red to dead.
Quinn: Welcome back, meat puppet!
Adam: This place is a vortex of evil and dysfunction.
Pope: I can’t tell which version of me you like better. Drugged up or crazy. I kinda think you like me crazy. Less competition.
Baz: If you’re gonna cross a line, you make sure it’s a line worth crossing.
Patrick: It would be nice wouldn’t it, to finally find something by mistake that makes sense.
Augustín: I’ve become Neil Patrick Harris, only not as cool because I can’t tap dance.
Patrick: Do you honestly think we would have worked?
Kevin: I’d like to have given it a try.
Richie: Just because you feel you shouldn’t need something doesn’t mean you don’t.