These are my favorite quotes from the past week, mostly from shows currently on the air, but also other random things I happen to be watching.
James: This is who I am. I can’t hide behind my camera anymore. If there’s a cost, I’ll pay it.
Jensen: Carbs are the Devil’s spawn, man.
Lucifer: Don’t blame your weaknesses on me!
Agent Christopher: When you find Flynn, maybe you can blind him with that suit.
Wyatt: I look like Greg Brady.
Agent Christopher: Well, go find Marcia and Peter and get going.
Mark Felt: All I want is a president who plays by the same rules as everyone else. Now is that too much to ask?
Barry: There is no Flash without Iris West.
Schmidt: This just proves my theory that if you were a man, you would have a very difficult time getting an erection.
Jess: You have a theory about that?
Schmidt: My wife gave me a fat-man scarf!
Kareema: Now what I need for you to do is find a way to take all those words and put them back in your mouth because I find them nauseating.
Kareema: The feeling you feel when you can’t be with the one you want is worse than not feeling the feeling in the first place.
Rene: What is it with this city and serial killers lately?
Riggs: She ran over me! You should never operate a vehicle again.
Murtaugh: Well, you were in the middle of the road.
Riggs: That’s right, I was in the middle of the road, and you guys got headlights, and streetlights, and the moon’s out!
Palmer: Could be you’re just one of those guys people like to hit with cars.
Riggs: You know, it’s not getting any easier. Time’s not helping.
Maureen: Why would it?
Riggs: ‘Cause everybody says that it does.
Maureen: People who say that don’t understand. Time is cruel. It punishes. I mean, we sentence people to time. I don’t know that it makes it any easier.
Riggs: Then what am I doing here?
Maureen: You’re looking for a way to make it hurt a little less. And in my experience, the only thing that helps is other people. Try connecting with the living.
Cleo: Everybody wants to be loved. Nobody wants to get hurt. You don’t get to have one without the possibility of the other.