Quotes of the Week: December 18-January 7

These are my favorite quotes from the past few weeks, mostly from shows currently on the air, but also other random things I happen to be watching.

Shameless
Frank: It’s like a family heirloom, only drugs!

Frank: Every time I look at one of you kid’s faces, I see her face looking back at me – smiling, laughing. She was strong. And you’re strong. And she was brave, and you’re brave. I know you didn’t think much of her, but…she loved you. And you wouldn’t be who you are, and I wouldn’t be who I am, if she hadn’t come into our lives. So, hate her if you want…but she’s in you, and that’s a good thing.

The Royals
Eleanor: Don’t ever doubt your words again. They’re perfect. Just believe in them.

No Tomorrow
Evie: You’ve convinced yourself the past doesn’t matter because you’re too afraid to confront it.

Vikings
Ragnar: Everyone will always underestimate you. You must make them pay for it.

Crazyhead
Raquel: Do demons like figure skating? Did you really just ask me that?
Amy: I’m not familiar with their leisure pursuits.

Suzanne: Just because I died doesn’t mean we can’t snuggle.

Sense8
Wolfgang: Happy fuckin’ New Year.

Sherlock
Sherlock: I always know when the game is on. You know why?
Lady Smallwood: Why?
Sherlock: Because, I love it.

Bones
Booth: Innocent people don’t escape sanitariums to proclaim their innocence!

Aubrey: Maybe your gut needs a probiotic.

No Tomorrow
Jesse: Put a little try in that love triangle!

Xavier: I’m not threatened by him.
Timothy: Yeah, and I’m not threatened by him not being threatened by me.

Xavier: This is *my* hypothetical, statistically unlikely scenario, and *in* it I want to make goat cheese.

Sweet/Vicious
Jules: Shut up. You’re gonna listen. Let me get one thing straight. I told you to stop, and I told you no, and you did this. You put your hand over my mouth, and then you raped me.
Nate: What are you talking about?
Jules: I’m not done. What you took from me wasn’t yours to take, and the fact that you thought it was sex for just one second is disgusting. And you came here tonight to make me feel safe? I don’t think I’ll ever feel safe again because of you. All I feel is just this…emptiness. And I’ve tried everything I can to get rid of it. I’ve-I’ve lied to myself, to my friends, and I’ve smiled and pretended and…and said I was gonna run away. And I’ve done everything I could except this, which is tell you how alone and broken I feel watching you with my best friend like nothing ever happened. Because you don’t carry this like I do, and I hate you for that. And I-I envy you for that. And I just…I thought you should finally know.

Blindspot
Borden: You are on the wrong side!
Patterson: I am? I’m sorry. Your side…sounds really cool. So you should just go ahead and untie me…because I’m converted.

The Good Place
Eleanor: I love you. I think. Mmm…no, I’m pretty sure. Yeah, I love you. Ugh, that’s embarrassing. I feel so itchy. Sorry. Don’t say anything, I just needed to get that off my chest. Okay, I’m gonna go. Catch you later, silly billy. Ugh, love has made me a nerd. Bye.

Janet: Does anybody here object to this marriage?
Tahani: Yes, it is a terrible idea.
Eleanor Of course we do! How could we not object?
Janet: Overruled.

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