These are my favorite quotes from the past week, mostly from shows currently on the air, but also other random things I happen to be watching.

Black Sails
Silver: If it makes you feel any better, I haven’t considered killing you in months.

Victoria
Victoria: I have decided to go to Windsor.
Lord M: On a Wednesday?
Victoria: Yes. You know how fond I am of trees.

Albert: For me, this is not a marriage of convenience.
Victoria: No. I think it will be a marriage of inconvenience. But I have no choice.
Albert: Neither do I.

The Royals
Jasper: Maybe that’s what you need to see. She’s moving on, you can move on and never look back.
Liam: You give some shit advice sometimes, you know that? “She’s moving on”?… Eleanor had a date today.
Jasper: What? With who?
Liam: Just some naked prince. You tell me. That help you?
Jasper: No, you’re right. That was shit advice. It just actually made it so much worse.

Supergirl
Mon-El: I thought James was a professionally handsome desk person.

Livewire: You know what I love? Little boys who think they can do a better job than the woman who’s an *actual* superhero.

Jane the Virgin
Rafael: With my luck, one of my ancestors will manifest and turn out to be an axe murderer.

Timeless
Rufus: If we can escape The Alamo, then we damn sure can ball-block Rick Springfield over there.

The 100
Kane: You turn the page. You turn the page, and you don’t look back. You do better today than you did yesterday. You understand? Before you know it, you’ll deserve to survive.
Bellamy: I hope so.

The West Wing
C.J.: If politics brings out the worst in people, then maybe people bring out the best.

The Vampire Diaries
Damon: We’re up against a mind-reader who’s also a pyromaniac, but I’m sure it’ll all be fine.