These are my favorite quotes from the past two weeks, mostly from shows currently on the air, but also other random things I happen to be watching.
Billy: There are no two people close enough that something cannot separate them.
Max: I said no to Madam Guthrie’s plan, despite having no alternative, and at the risk of losing the entire endeavor, because I refuse to situate a man in a position where he might interfere one day with my ability to repair things with you. You are the bravest person I have ever known. The truest person I have ever known. And I betrayed you and it sickens me. I am so sorry for working so hard to protect the wrong things. For failing to see that there is nothing important that does not include you.
Jane the Virgin
Xiomara: If you mean, ‘Hands off. I’ve got cobwebs down there’? Then, yeah, that’s the vibe you’ve been throwing.
Barry: Look, I don’t know who you are…obviously someone who’s quick with a knife.
Patterson: You lied to me. You betrayed me. You destroyed me.
Tangled: The Series
Cassandra: Rapunzel, I want to trust you, and I trust that you trust Eugene, but *I* don’t trust Eugene, and if I can’t trust Eugene, I can’t trust you, and you’re just going to have to trust me! …Trust me, that logic tracks.
Grace and Frankie
Frankie: Nobody doesn’t need Kenny Loggins!
Saul: Those people fucked with the wrong bored old man!
Madi: The voice you hear in your head… I imagine I know who it sounds like, as I know Eleanor wanted those things. But I hear other voices. A chorus of voices. Multitudes. They reach back centuries. Men and women and children who’d lost their lives to men like you. Men and women and children forced to wear your chains. I must answer to them, and this war. Their war. Flint’s war. My war. It will not be bargained away to avoid a fight, to save John Silver’s life, or his men’s, or mine. And you believe what you will, but it was neither I not Flint nor the Spanish raider who killed your wife. That, you did.
Silver: You know of me all I can bear to be known.
Jack: Am I mad? Tell me, I’m asking
Kara: There’s no way you’re getting in the way of me and bacon.
Jane the Virgin
Jane: Why are you both so happy?
Rogelio: To be honest, I just made love to your mother in the car.
Caitlin: Can you please stitch me up, because I think I need to pass out.
Caroline: Do you have any idea how stressful it is for me to have such a brave friend?
Tasha: Everyone has baggage that they bring into a relationship. You and Oliver just weren’t ready for each other.
Jane: How do you know?
Tasha: When someone’s really right for you, you make room.
David: We have a rapport.
Syd: He was gonna kill you. Twice!
David: To be fair, the second time he was only going to kill you.
Syd: Your Lenny mask is running.