These are my favorite quotes from the past two weeks, mostly from shows currently on the air, but also other random things I happen to be watching.

Grantchester
Archdeacon Atubo: We must put duty above our own needs. We must lead by example.

Preacher
Tulip: We’re in Texas. They pretty much grow dumb-ass crazy here.

Fiore: This is my only hesitation at helpin’ you, Preacher. My only hesitation, whatsoever. And that is…I really don’t…give a shit!

iZombie
Chase: I wish I had the luxury of hoping we could all just get along.

Broadchurch
Ellie: I think you should say sorry to Brian.
Alec: …Sorry, Brian.
Brian: And you wonder why we call him ‘shitface.’

Younger
Kelsey: Are you crazy?
Liza: No. Yes. I don’t know anymore. Probably.

Killjoys
D’avin: Hey, remember when we used to just catch bad guys? Yeah, that was fun.

Playing House
Zach: If you fall down, you’re gonna get back up again.
Bruce: Like Chumbawumba?
Zach: I don’t know what that is.
Bruce: Doesn’t matter.

Turn: Washington’s Spies
Mr. Rivington: One cannot speak truth to power if power has no use for truth.

Abe: Anything I did, right or wrong, I did for you.

Doctor Who
Master: Is the future gonna be all girl?
Doctor: We can only hope.

Grantchester
Leonard: It must be awful not being able to love who you want.

Kingdom
Dominick: Don’t let it get in your fuckin’ head. You’re gonna lose yourself, start thinking fuckin’ crazy shit. Am I a fighter because my life is this way? Is my life this way because I’m a fuckin’ fighter?
Ryan: Or, is life just shit, and you’re a fighter?

Killjoys
Niko: We’re family. We’re supposed to protect each other.
Yoki: We are. From you.

The Great British Baking Show
Sue: Goodness gracious, great balls of pig!

Wynonna Earp
Wynonna: He disappeared.
Doc: Yeah. He does that. It’s infuriating.

Wynonna: You’ve made an enemy this Friday.
Ewan: It’s Tuesday.
Wynonna: Good to know.

Playing House
Maggie: Hey, Char, that’s Channing Tatum
Emma: Oh, she’s seen this movie several times.
Maggie: Excuse me?
Emma: What do you think we screen at 2 a.m.? The Pony Dance puts her to sleep.

Zach: Strap in, because you are about to, as they say in the old country, trip balls.

Turn: Washington’s Spies
Peggy: In addition to your child, I’m holding a large amount of water. Please excuse me.

Orphan Black
Cosima: You gave me life. I know you can take that away. You can’t take away my humanity!