Quotes of the Week: September 17-30

These are my favorite quotes from the past two weeks, mostly from shows currently on the air, but also other random things I happen to be watching.

Jenny: You gave me no choice, brother! And I’ll never forgive you! Never!

The Good Place
Eleanor: Why don’t I ever listen to people when they talk about themselves? No, it’s annoying, and I’m right not to.

Eleanor: Something very strange is going on here, and the only person I trust is me, and me told me to find you.

The West Wing
President Bartlet: In the future, if you’re wondering: ‘Crime. Boy, I don’t know,’ is when I decided to kick your ass.

Jamie: Some people you grieve over forever.

Claire: If you’re still close enough to hear me, I did love you, very much. You were my first love.

Lethal Weapon
Riggs: I’m never gonna stop missing you.

This Is Us
Kate: The sexiest thing about you is how sexy you make me feel.

William Voiceover: It’s better to have loved and lost, surely, but try not to lose it at all.

The Good Place
Jason: I know a little wisdom I can give you.
Michael: I know everything that happened in your life, and it was all stupid, so I highly doubt that.

Will & Grace
Grace: You are so woke. I used to be woke. Now I use my pussy hat to sneak candy into the movies.

Will: It’ll be different this time.
Grace: Will it?
Will: Yes! ‘Cause all the other times we’ve done this, we thought it would be different, but this time, we know it’s gonna be exactly the same. And that’s what makes it different.

Saturday Night Live
Leslie: (in Woke Jeans ad) What’s my style? Why don’t you try asking me about my accomplishments?!

Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Giles: As a rule, demons have no empathy for any other species other than their own.

What are some of your favorite quotes from the last two weeks? Please share them with me in the comments section!

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