Quotes of the Week: October 15-28

These are my favorite quotes from the past two weeks, mostly from shows currently on the air, but also other random things I happen to be watching.

Star Trek: Discovery
Captain Lorca: Starfleet didn’t start this war.
Harry Mudd: Of course you did. The moment you decided to boldly go where no one had gone before. What did you think would happen when you bumped into someone who didn’t want you in their front yard?

Chloe: I’m not worried about Maze. I’m worried about Canada.

Maze: I’m great at dismembering humans. How hard can it be to fix one?

The Gifted
Kate: I’m sorry.
Marcos: That’s alright. You did something stupid for someone you love. Can’t say I haven’t done the same.

The Flash
Iris: I was engaged to somebody else.
Barry: He’s actually dead, too.
Therapist: Oh, you two have had to deal with a lot of trauma.
Barry: Eddie, and Ronnie…
Iris: A little.
Barry: My mom, H.R….
Iris: Not too much.
Barry: Laurel, Snart…
Iris: We’ve been to a few funerals.

Cisco: (to himself) You just had to fall for the girl in head-to-toe black leather, didn’t you?

Kevin (Probably) Saves the World
Yvette: The universe doesn’t care about happy endings.
Kevin: Yeah, well, I do.

The Good Place
Eleanor: Would someone’s foot really fly off their body like that? That was kinda cool…ethically speaking.

Eleanor: I’m your hottest friend! No, Tahani. I’m your nicest… No, Jason. I’m your friend!

Curtis: If one of us spots Tarkov, we should have a signal.
Rene: Yeah, I was gonna go with something like, “I see him,” or maybe even, “Hey, over there!”
Curtis: It’s not terribly original, but effective.

Will & Grace
Jack: You are exactly who you’re supposed to be.

Jamie: I never loved anyone but you.

Maggie: That little girl, so desperate to win her father’s love. You left her on the side of the road. And all these years, I’ve been that little girl. Yearning for my Papa to come back for me. Praying that one day he would see me and love me for who I am. Thank you for coming to the shower. You gave me an amazing gift. You showed me that I am not that scared little girl in that picture anymore. I am an adult woman, and I am happy in my own skin. And I am so fortunate that I am surrounded by people who value and cherish me. I finally understand I don’t need you to see me or get me or to even like me. I don’t need anything from you. I’m already good.

Kevin (Probably) Saves the World
Yvette: The worst people sometimes are the ones who need the most kindness.

The Good Place
Janet: Hi, guys! I’m broken!

Jane: It’s a…a long story.
Reade: Well, dammit, we got time. This tank is slow as hell.

Jane the Virgin
Luisa: I’m not scared of you, lady. I was dating an international crime lord! You killed two people. She started a war in Ukraine with Paul Manafort.

Good Girls Revolt
Sam: The one thing you learn when you grow up around that kind of pain is that it has to be respected. I mean, with people in pain you, uh, you can’t fix it. You can’t make them forget it. You can’t take it away from them. All you really can do is treat it with respect.

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