Quotes of the Week: October 29-November 11

These are my favorite quotes from the past two weeks, mostly from shows currently on the air, but also other random things I happen to be watching.

Dan: Dude, I cannot deal with your weirdness right now.

The Good Place
Janet: Say “goodbye,” Derek.
Derek: Ah, good-bob. I hope we same place again very now.
Janet: His brain is wrong.

Eleanor: Girl, you are a messy bench who loves drama, and I am into it.

Will & Grace
Karen: Sorry I wasn’t here but, uh, come on, what the hell was I gonna say? She was my maid? She was my sparring partner? She was my best friend? You were my everything, Rosario Yolanda Salazar. You know, it’s funny. People keep asking, “What do you need? What do you need?” I need for you to not be gone. Here, honey, I want you to have something. It was my mother’s. Makes sense you should have it. Lord knows you’ve been eyeing it for years. Honey, I’m not going with you to the cemetery, so don’t get mad, okay? I just can’t watch ’em put you in the ground. I have to remember you my way. So, if it’s alright, I’m just gonna sit here with you for a while. Te amo, Mommy.

Lucifer: Hitler was a talker…well, screamer, actually.

Alex: You know, I didn’t, uh… I didn’t know I had it in me to be happy. Or to be accepting of myself. I never would have gotten… I never would have gotten here without you.
Maggie: You made me deal with my own stuff. Confronted my past. Stopped covering up the things I didn’t want to look at. I’m stronger for it, you know. I’m really grateful, thank you.

The West Wing
Amy: I want women to have help from the government. I want women to earn what men earn. I want everyone to earn enough so that everyone can make the right choice for their family. And, after that, it’s none of your business who stays home and who goes to work.

Lethal Weapon
Trish: A home isn’t a shell you climb into. It’s the people who are there for you, that leave the door open even when you’re at your worst.

The Flash
Cisco: Hey, sad Flash, why the face?
Barry: Nothing. I just love chicken wings so much.

Jane: I’m already hurting.
Roman: You don’t know the meaning of the word. But you will. And I’m going to enjoy every minute of watching you suffer.

Jane the Virgin
Petra: Oh, you got Villanueva’d.

Jane: You’re family. Family shows up.

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