These are my favorite quotes from the past two weeks, mostly from shows currently on the air, but also other random things I happen to be watching.
Young Kara: Clark has a friend named Chloe who can help.
Kara: I remember thinking I would never feel at home on Earth. I still don’t, in a way. But I feel at home with you.
Ralph: What is this, a puppy’s raincoat?
Kevin (Probably) Saves the World
Kevin: Your boss… is a jerk. A lovely and decent woman dies, leaving another wonderful woman devastated?
Dave: You’re preaching to the choir.
Kevin: All I want is… is an explanation, okay? I don’t think that that is too much to ask for.
Dave: Yeah, I wish I could give you one. But I have my theory. I think, uh, God just wants all of us to stay occupied.
Kevin: Stay occupied?
Dave: Sure. You know, I mean, the busier we are doing stuff the less questions we ask. “Why are we here?” “What are God’s plans?” You know, in the short time that I’ve been in this place, I’ve uh… I’ve realized something. I don’t think there is a plan.
Patterson: He’s wanted in seven countries for, like, all of the crimes.
Jane the Virgin
Isabel Allende: Live passionately. Love passionately.
Dan: You have become a bit more normal.
Lucifer: How dare you!
Lucifer: I’m so good at flipping men, they call me The Skillet.
Kara: You know, I don’t sleep anymore. I lay awake at night just staring at the ceiling, because if I close my eyes I dream about you dying. I see you disappear into the blackness of space forever. This was all I wanted. This. And when I saw you on that ship… oh, my God, I felt like I could hope again. I could touch you, and see you, and hear you, and be with you, finally. But… you’re different. You have nothing to say? Nothing?!
Mon El: I’m sorry.
Kara: Shame on me for having a human heart.
Chase: Great party, Alex. Thanks for all the pizza and sadness.