These are my favorite quotes from the past two weeks, mostly from shows currently on the air, but also other random things I happen to be watching.
Sidney: This is the life we are here for. We owe it to ourselves to live it.
Jesse: This woman last night, she told me about some secret organization with designs on world domination. You know about that?
Cassidy: Yeah. Sure. Which one? Is it Z.O.G.? Rosicrucians, Reptilians? Secret society of alien lizards. They impersonate celebrities in an attempt to take over the planet through popular culture. Is that it?
Alice: You’re a man. Don’t talk to me about not being free.
Marlowe: Greatness comes at a cost. Yours is to endure your guilt.
Smurf: Everything’s fine. Bring your gun.
The Bold Type
Kat: Open a bottle of gin. Chase it with nothing. Start typing.
Sutton: I can’t have my hand up there an hour before I’m supposed to shake it with the entire ad sales team.
Harvey: You know I have more than one trick, right?
Mike: No, I kow you think you do, but just because you put on a different costume doesn’t make it a different trick.
Harvey: Yeah, I liked you better when you were drunk.
Mike: I liked you better when I was drunk too.
Queen of the South
El Santo: I will not be infected by your faithless deals!
Teresa: And yet, here we are.
Guero: I’m not saying I’m not gonna kill you. I just…I’m not gonna kill you right now.
Banyan: I thought you were just the funny one.
Johnny: I multitask.
D’avin: I know I should feel worse about punching an old blind dude, but I don’t, and I’m cool with that.
Maggie: I want to shove my mouth full of meat, and then I wanna hit the dance floor!
Bob the Drag Queen: We’re all born naked, and the rest is drag!
Turn: Washington’s Spies
Anna: I don’t just have a job to do. I have a job to pretend to do.
Krystal: She’s been poisoned…by big cosmetics. What about that is confusing?