These are my favorite quotes from the past two weeks, mostly from shows currently on the air, but also other random things I happen to be watching.
Outlander
Jamie: The pain of losing a child never leaves you.
Lucifer
Linda: I didn’t know they could grow back. Are wings like… body hair?
Lethal Weapon
Roger: Have you ever been finger-lingered?
Maureen: You didn’t bury your past in Mexico. Just a little piece of it.
This Is Us
Kevin: I need to prove to everyone that I’m the bigger man but, like, the funnier bigger man.
Kevin: You, Beth, you fell for the Manny’s game. Now you sit there and you just think about that for a second.
Kevin (Probably) Saves the World
Yvette: God does not stop existing based on what you believe.
The Good Place
Eleanor: Hey, Janet?
Janet: Hi, there!
Eleanor: Do you have something shiny Jason can play with?
Will & Grace
Will: He doesn’t like Madonna.
Jack: He should be beaten with a VHS copy of Evita.
19-2
Ben: When did you go soft?
Nick: Same time you went crazy.
