These are my favorite quotes from the past two weeks, not just from shows currently on the air, but also other random things I happen to be watching.
Brian: Trust me. Don’t trust yourself. You’re unreliable.
Stef: No amount of therapy was going to turn you into a woman.
Sara: There comes a point in your adult life when you realize that you’re really the only one who can decide how you live, and that’s a lot of power, which is good, but it’s also really scary.
Meredith: You remember what Daddy used to say?: “God gave you a big sister instead of a brain.”
The Astronaut Wives Club
Max: No one gets what they want if they don’t ever ask.
Andi: I need you to sign this card, please.
Gail: I don’t sign cards. I don’t wish people things.
Dutch: How much longer, John?
John: Decon gas has to get in deep. You know how many millions of those things are in you?
Dutch: Fine…I swear Lucy’s enjoying this!
Lucy: Decontamination sequence complete.
Lucy: Session two will commence in ten minutes.
Dutch: Oh, come on!
Lucy: It’s not my fault you’re filthy.
Dutch: Watch it!