These are my favorite quotes from the past week, not just from shows currently on the air, but also other random things I happen to be watching.
Anna: Why are you smiling?
Bates: Show me a man that doesn’t smile when his wife admits she’s wrong.
Mrs. Hughes: You’re such an old curmudgeon.
Mr. Carson: Don’t say you’re going off me.
Mrs. Hughes: No. Because you’re *my* curmudgeon, and that makes all the difference.
Violet: I believe in rules, and traditions, and playing our part, but there is something else.
Lady Mary: And what is that, pray?
Violet: I believe in love. I mean, brilliant careers, rich lives are seldom led without just an element of love.
James: When I’m getting a lesson in ethics and morality from Cat Grant, I *know* we’ve gone off the deep end.
Maxwell: So nothing for my largesse, then?
Kara: I was told you asked for, and received, Netflix.
Maxwell: If you thought I was dangerous before, you have no idea how dangerous I get when I’m bored.
Kara: I recommend Call the Midwife.
Kara: Ooh, I’ve wanted to catch a corrupt cop ever since we binge watched The Wire.
Professor Luzano: As the humans would say, we are up a creek without a poodle.
Kara: You make me a better hero.
Jane the Virgin
Petra: I think I got the wrong stroller. This pram won’t fold! …or respond to kicking!
Rogelio: Now get over here, Susan B. Anthony, and give me a kiss!
Alba: I won’t judge you… God might, but that’s between you and him.
Trick: Sometimes the heart does what it likes, despite what the rules say.
Roman: Every time I visit this house, you seem to be knee-deep in blood.
Cisco: We’re gonna need a bigger Flash.
Lyla: He’s fast, John. Get over it.