These are my favorite quotes from the past two weeks, mostly from shows currently on the air, but also other random things I happen to be watching.

Outlander
Father Fogden: He’s missing a hand. Will the bride mind?
Marsali: I will not.
Father Fogden: I don’t suppose it’s an impediment. Not as though he’s lost his cock. Uh, he hasn’t, has he?
Marsali: If ye’d hurry up and get on wi’ it, I could find out.

Supergirl: Crisis on Earth-X
Joe: Thank you for showing me how to love again. For showing me that love is the most important thing we have.

Arrow: Crisis on Earth-X
Kara: Why do you have a kryptonite arrow?!
Oliver: In case an evil you ever showed up!

The Flash: Crisis on Earth-X
Dr. Stein: In all my travels to distant times, one thing which sadly remains constant is men’s ability to feel hatred for other men.

The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
Abe: I am not a two TV set sort of man. Maybe other people have two TVs. Maybe Jack Parr has two TVs. But not me.

Miriam: If women don’t realize what’s going on in the world, they won’t step in and fix it. Because they will fix it. And accessorize it!

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.
Coulson: I don’t have many details, but I do know we’re in space.
Mack: Yeah, that makes sense. That’s the one thing we haven’t done yet.

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