These are my favorite quotes from the past two weeks, not just from shows currently on the air, but also other random things I happen to be watching.
The Last Ship
Tex: Who’s that?
Cdr Chandler: Jeffrey Michener, Commander in Chief.
Tex: Come again, boss?
Cdr Chandler: He’s the President of the United States!
Chasing Life
Emma: You know what they say about a man with a giant pet snake? He’s a loser!
UnREAL
Rachel: I clearly have issues with my boundaries.
Faith: I don’t know if anyone’s told you, but you are a player. If I drew a vagina on a white piece of paper, you’d probably hit on it.
Adam: You are a hateful, conniving bitch. You know that?
Quinn: Thank you.
The Astronaut Wives Club
Trudy: Honey, you have orbited the Earth. I’m pretty sure you can handle carpool and meatloaf…and laundry.
Wet Hot American Summer: First Day of Camp
Danny: Hey! A cool thing is happening over here! Everyone run toward it!