These are my favorite quotes from the past week, mostly from shows currently on the air, but also other random things I happen to be watching.
Game of Thrones
Grey Worm: You will not use them. They will use you. That is what they do.
Daenerys: You are small men. None of you are fit to lead the Dothraki. But I am. So I will.
President Meyer: You’re gonna cancel this recount like Anne Frank’s bat mitzvah!
Jane the Virgin
Rogelio: Why do you have a sex basket from my mortal enemy?
Xiomara: That’s not a sex basket.
Rogelio: I know a sex basket when I see one!!
Rogelio: Jane, please stop running! Your makeup will melt! Let me carry you!
Jane: No way. Then you’re makeup will melt!
Rogelio: You’re right! We’ll reapply when we get there!
Dr. Jones: This is what happens when you play God and you don’t know your lines.
Cassie: You are a pain in the ass in *every* time period.
Jennifer: Maybe every version of me thinks you’re kind of a bitch.
Joe: The is where I play stupid and you explain science.
Barry: We’re supposed to think we’re something we’re not until we become that thing.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.
Coulson: You think vengeance is the missing piece of the puzzle, that it will make you whole again but all it does is break you further.
Lincoln: Saving the girl I love and the world at the same time? Feels pretty right to me.