These are my favorite quotes from the past two weeks, not just from shows currently on the air, but also other random things I happen to be watching.
Riley: Death doesn’t let you say goodbye.
Jeremy: You wouldn’t be here if you didn’t like the taste of blood.
Orange Is The New Black
Crazy Eyes: I will potato her at a future time.
Sister Jane: Thou shalt not make musical references!
Jack: What seems to be the problem there?
Piper: The thermal fuse blew.
Jack: And you can fix that by yourself, honey?
Piper: Well, I sure can, if I concentrate *extra* hard with my lady brain
Scott: In your heart of hearts, you know as well as I do, red velvet is bullshit! It tastes like play-doh. It is not velvety. And the only thing that’s good about it is the cream cheese frosting, which is meant to live on top of carrot cake like God intended!
Crystal: Why do weird things keep happening to me?!
Jesse: Holy moly.
Helena: Yes, much moly.
Alison: Thank you, seestras, for your bravery, for protecting us, for making us feel normal. I know that whatever comes next, we’ll face it together, as a family.