These are my favorite quotes from the past two weeks, mostly from shows currently on the air, but also other random things I happen to be watching.
Jenny: You gave me no choice, brother! And I’ll never forgive you! Never!
The Good Place
Eleanor: Why don’t I ever listen to people when they talk about themselves? No, it’s annoying, and I’m right not to.
Eleanor: Something very strange is going on here, and the only person I trust is me, and me told me to find you.
The West Wing
President Bartlet: In the future, if you’re wondering: ‘Crime. Boy, I don’t know,’ is when I decided to kick your ass.