These are my favorite quotes from the past week, not just from shows currently on the air, but also other random things I happen to be watching.
The Good Wife
Jason: You’re in my way.
Peter: You’re screwing my wife and *I’m* in your way?
Jason: At the moment, yes.
Peter: I should kick your ass.
Jason: You could try.
Cat: Kira, call security. I haven’t seen eyes that crazy since I had fondue with Ramona Singer.
Barry: How did you do that?
Kara: I’m Supergirl.
Barry: You’re *who* now?
Cat: All four of you standing there, doing nothing. You look like the attractive, yet non-threatening, racially diverse cast of a CW show.
Kara: You mean, like, a race?
Barry: Yeah, I guess. Think you can keep up, Girl of Steel?
Kara: Oh, just you watch, Scarlet Speedster.
Jane the Virgin
Narrator: As much as Jane hated to admit it, she knew the snarky wallpaper had a point.
Xiomara: Do you have a minute to chat…alone?
Rogelio: I keep *no* secrets from Charo.
Jane: This dog can really smell bombs?
Reade: Well, if it can’t, then it’s one terrible bomb-sniffing dog.