These are my favorite quotes from the past week, mostly from shows currently on the air, but also other random things I happen to be watching.
Queen Victoria: I would like my reign to be a merciful one.
Eleanor: We have to trust somebody sometime, right?
Winn: I’m not the red shirt! I’m not the red shirt! You! You’re the red shirt!
Wyatt: Why is everyone looking at us like they want to kill us?
Bass Reeves: Because the two of us are black, and one’s Indian.
Rufus: Huh. So, it’s like the scary version of Blazing Saddles.
Bass Reeves: Who the hell ever said “easy” and “right” were the same thing?
The West Wing
President Bartlet: The only thing you ever had to do to make me happy is come home at the end of the day.
Barry: See, I’m livin’ with somebody now, so I can’t have criminals constantly interrupting our alone time.
H.R.: I think that a man often meets his destiny on the very road he takes to avoid it.