These are my favorite quotes from the past two weeks, mostly from shows currently on the air, but also other random things I happen to be watching.
Game of Thrones
Qyburn: Sometimes, before we can usher in the new, the old must be put to rest.
Jon: I’m not a Stark.
Sansa: You are to me.
Veep
President Meyer: Kent, can you give a girl some warning next time before you jam it in the back door?
Kent: Data gives no warning, ma’am.
Preacher
Emily: This doesn’t feel like you.
Jesse: It’s not me. It’s God.
12 Monkeys
Cole: Kill me. Kill the witness. It doesn’t matter because you’ll still be afraid of yourself.
Old Jennifer: Hello, egg. I’m chicken.
Young Jennifer: We’re not brave.
Old Jennifer: But you can be a better me than I was.
Turn: Washington’s Spies
Samuel: This is not about them, Robert. This about something greater than them, and us.
Abe: I killed him! I killed Thomas. I killed my brother. I killed…I killed Thomas. I started the riots at King’s College. It was a prank that went wrong, but I started it and I…felt responsible for his life, so I took it. I took his intended. I took his inheritance. I took his good Tory name, but it wasn’t me! It was never me. You ask who I am, but I don’t know. I buried that man along with my brother. I thought that maybe one day I’d meet him again in the soul of the son that I named after him, and on that day I’d tell him that I lied. Then I lied to try and make things right, but it didn’t work. It didn’t work. But I can’t lie anymore. And as for these crimes that I’m accused of committing, my only regret is that I didn’t commit them sooner.
Casual
Laura: You could go talk to her.
Alex: Grow down, will ya?
Animal Kingdom
Deran: Hey, can we not talk about our mom in the strip club right now? Thank you.
Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles
Sarah: If you’re gonna be a hero, you gotta learn how to drive stick.
Killjoys
D’Avin: So, we’re not gonna talk at all about your people flooding me with magic green shit while floating naked in a tub?
Khlyen: That would be my preference.