These are my favorite quotes from the past two weeks, mostly from shows currently on the air, but also other random things I happen to be watching.
Star Trek: Discovery
Captain Lorca: Starfleet didn’t start this war.
Harry Mudd: Of course you did. The moment you decided to boldly go where no one had gone before. What did you think would happen when you bumped into someone who didn’t want you in their front yard?
Chloe: I’m not worried about Maze. I’m worried about Canada.
Maze: I’m great at dismembering humans. How hard can it be to fix one?
Kate: I’m sorry.
Marcos: That’s alright. You did something stupid for someone you love. Can’t say I haven’t done the same.
Iris: I was engaged to somebody else.
Barry: He’s actually dead, too.
Therapist: Oh, you two have had to deal with a lot of trauma.
Barry: Eddie, and Ronnie…
Iris: A little.
Barry: My mom, H.R….
Iris: Not too much.
Barry: Laurel, Snart…
Iris: We’ve been to a few funerals.
Cisco: (to himself) You just had to fall for the girl in head-to-toe black leather, didn’t you?
Kevin (Probably) Saves the World
Yvette: The universe doesn’t care about happy endings.
Kevin: Yeah, well, I do.
The Good Place
Eleanor: Would someone’s foot really fly off their body like that? That was kinda cool…ethically speaking.
Eleanor: I’m your hottest friend! No, Tahani. I’m your nicest… No, Jason. I’m your friend!
Curtis: If one of us spots Tarkov, we should have a signal.
Rene: Yeah, I was gonna go with something like, “I see him,” or maybe even, “Hey, over there!”
Curtis: It’s not terribly original, but effective.
Will & Grace
Jack: You are exactly who you’re supposed to be.