These are my favorite quotes from the past week, mostly from shows currently on the air, but also other random things I happen to be watching.
Dolores: There’s a path for everyone. Your path leads you back to me.
Peter: You don’t know where you are. Do you? You’re in a prison of your own sins.
Masters of Sex
Bram: Hey, pal, if you want to do a little do-si-do with Gloria, the gal I walked in here with, she’s got quite a beaver.
Bram: Her coat is beaver.
Cleo: Nothing radical has ever been catered.
Luke: I’m about sick of always having to buy new clothes.
The West Wing
Josh: What do you say about a government that goes out of its way to protect even citizens that try to destroy it?
Toby: God Bless America.
Lucifer: Liar, liar, slutty dress on fire, Mother.
Lucifer: How far can a celestial being trapped in a feeble human body for the first time get?
Maze: Well, let’s see. She’s stupid hot, wearing my clothes, and she’s got a corporate credit card.
Hayes: Why be the fox guarding the hen house, when I can be the wolf who mauls the fox and anyone else who gets in her way?
Wyatt: It might be the ’30s, but Jersey is Jersey.
Commander Rosendahl: Who are you?
Lucy: This is Dr. Dre. I’m Nurse Jackie. We’re from General Hospital.