The Late Show

Quotes of the Week: May 17-23

These are my favorite quotes from the past week, not just from shows currently on the air, but also other random things I happen to be watching.

The Late Show
David Letterman: There is only one requirement for any of us and that is to be courageous, because courage, as you might know, defines all other human behavior.

Game of Thrones
Slave Trader: The dwarf lives until we find a cock merchant.

The Goldbergs
Coach: Just ’cause I wear the same tiny shorts every day, doesn’t mean I don’t wear many hats.

The Flash
Dr. Stein: There is no science to coincidence.

Wells: Run, Barry. Run.

Queer As Folk
Deb: Tuna and macaroni. It was your favorite when you were a kid.
Brian: No, it wasn’t.
Deb: Don’t argue with me. You fuckin’ loved it!

Orphan Black
Felix: Nut up and lead me to the cyclops.

Beth: We do terrible things for the people we love.

Paul: It was never Beth I loved.